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You Might Be A Democrat If...
- You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
- You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
- You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.
- You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.
- You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.
- You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.
- You think the Great Society has actually worked.
- You got teary-eyed during the film "The American President."
- You think Ayn Rand is an African currency.
- Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.
- You think political patronage describes the Kennedy family.
- Your High School Year Book goals included the words "help people."
- You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
- You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.
- You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.
- You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.
- You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.
- You know at least one Vegan.
- You trusted Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.
- You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock.
- You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heroes.
- You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.
- You actually think that poverty can be abolished.
- You think that Joan Baez had something to say.
- You admire the Swedish welfare system.
- You know that Jefferson really meant to say "Entitled to Happiness."
- You think the Flat Tax should be at 95%
- After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
